Saturday, November 28, 2009

Nothing about Fingerprint - Something logical

This week's post is nothing about fingerprint but an interesting mathematical logic that spells out what are the value of hardwork, attitude, BS and asskissing! read on. Credit for this post goes to Terence who sent me this email this week.
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Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical
logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint... it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%
and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%
And,

B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12+19+ 8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.


A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G

1+19+19+11+9+ 19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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How True is this analysis as we see such actions taking people to the highest office, getting promoted and leading companies and organizations............... :-)

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